Christmas fun!

Today's class was about telling Christmas jokes. Here are the best ones we found. Have fun!


-What's white and goes up?
-A confused snowflake.

-What do you call an old snowman?
-Water!!!

-What does a snowman say to another snowman?
-Can you smell carrot?

-What goes oh oh oh oh?
-Santa walking backwards.

-How does a snowman lose weight?
-He waits for the weather to get warmer.

-What do monkeys sing for Christmas?
-Jungle bells, jungle bells...

-Why are turkeys more intelligent than chickens?
-Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Turkey?